The Crüe Went Down with the Ship

Motley Crue - Shout At The Devil Album Cover

The 80s, where girls just wanted a guy they could share eyeliner with.

It’s time for Mötley Crüe to cash in their umlauts. The band announced “The Final Tour” in LA, singing a “cessation of touring agreement” their publicist claims is legally binding. While the article I read didn’t mention it, I would not be surprised if they also announced they were retiring to sell prime ocean-front real estate in Nebraska.

Fellow metal rocker Alice Cooper will join them as special guest on the tour. Crüe fans will certainly not want for opportunities to bid their favorite band farewell. What is described as the “first leg” of the tour covers 67 dates in the US and Canada, kicking off in Grand Rapids at the Van Andel Arena. Things wrap up in Vancouver at Rogers Arena, but not before hitting most major cities in the US. They’ll be grinding through Texas in July, including a stop in Austin at the Ceder Park Center. They’ll return again in October for a show at The Woodlands.

2014 Mötley Crüe “Final Tour” Schedule:

  • July 2 – Van Andel Arena, Grand Rapids, MI
  • July 4 – Marcus Amphitheatre, Milwaukee, WI
  • July 5 – Klipsch Music Center, Noblesville, IN
  • July 6 – Riverbend Music Center, Cincinnati, OH
  • July 8 – Schottenstein Center, Columbus, OH
  • July 9 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – St. Louis, Maryland Heights, MO
  • July 11 – Wells Fargo Arena, Des Moines, IA
  • July 12 – Intrust Bank Arena, Wichita, KS
  • July 13 – BOK Center, Tulsa, OK
  • July 15 – Cedar Park Center, Cedar Park, TX
  • July 16 – Gexa Energy Pavilion, Dallas, TX
  • July 18 – Isleta Amphitheatre, Albuquerque, NM
  • July 19 – Ak-Chin Pavilion, Phoenix, AZ
  • July 21 – Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, CA
  • July 22 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, Irvine, CA
  • July 23 – Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, CA
  • July 25 – Reno Events Center, Reno, NV
  • July 26 – Sleep Country Amphitheater, Ridgefield, WA
  • July 27 – White River Amphitheatre, Auburn, WA
  • July 29 – Sleep Train Amphitheatre, Wheatland, CA
  • July 30 – Sleep Train Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA
  • Aug. 1 – Usana Amphitheatre, Salt Lake City, UT
  • Aug. 2 – Pepsi Center, Denver, CO
  • Aug. 3 – Sprint Center, Kansas City, MO
  • Aug. 5 – Sturgis Buffalo Chip, Sturgis, SD
  • Aug. 6 – Tyson Events Center, Sioux City, IA
  • Aug. 8 – First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre, Tinley Park, IL
  • Aug. 9 – DTE Energy Music Theatre, Clarkston, MI
  • Aug. 10 – Molson Canadian Amphitheatre, Toronto, ON
  • Aug. 12 – Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
  • Aug. 13 – First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
  • Aug. 15 – Oak Mountain Amphitheatre, Pelham, AL
  • Aug. 16 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre At Encore Park, Alpharetta, GA
  • Aug. 17 – MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, Tampa, FL
  • Aug. 19 – PNC Music Pavilion, Charlotte, NC
  • Aug. 20 – Farm Bureau Live At Virginia Beach, Virginia Beach, VA
  • Aug. 22 – Jiffy Lube Live, Bristow, VA
  • Aug. 23 – Susquehanna Bank Center, Camden, NJ
  • Aug. 24 – Xfinity Center, Mansfield, MA
  • Aug. 26 – Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY
  • Aug. 27 – Allentown Fairgrounds, Allentown, PA
  • Aug. 29 – Nikon Theater At Jones Beach, Wantagh, NY
  • Aug. 30 – PNC Bank Arts Center, Holmdel, NJ
  • Aug. 31 – Darien Lake Performing Arts Center, Darien Center, NY
  • Oct. 10 – Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, OK
  • Oct. 11 – The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, The Woodlands, TX
  • Oct. 12 – CenturyLink Center, Bossier City, LA
  • Oct. 14 – KFC Yum! Center, Louisville, KY
  • Oct. 15 – Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN
  • Oct. 17 – Hard Rock Live, Hollywood, FL
  • Oct. 19 – Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, Jacksonville, FL
  • Oct. 21 – Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Greenville, SC
  • Oct. 22 – Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, NC
  • Oct. 25 – Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa, Atlantic City, NJ
  • Oct. 26 – Mohegan Sun Arena, Uncasville, CT
  • Oct. 29 – War Memorial Arena, Syracuse, NY
  • Nov. 5 – Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Biloxi, MS
  • Nov. 6 – Landers Center, Southaven, MS
  • Nov. 9 – I Wireless Center, Moline, IL
  • Nov. 11 – Resch Center, Green Bay, WI
  • Nov. 12 – Alliant Energy Center Memorial Coliseum, Madison, WI
  • Nov. 13 – CenturyLink Center, Omaha, NE
  • Nov. 15 – Xcel Energy Center, Saint Paul, MN
  • Nov. 16 – Fargodome, Fargo, ND
  • Nov. 18 – Rexall Place, Edmonton, AB
  • Nov. 19 – Scotiabank Saddledome, Calgary, AB
  • Nov. 21 – Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC

Tickets for the Final Tour are available on our Mötley Crüe page.

Upon reflection, I realize finding a Mötley Crüe video to post was going to be tricky. But, here’s a fairly tame selection called “Live Wire.” This is pretty much just the ole standby of a stage performance packaged as a video, for those times when “effort” is hard. I did review the entirety of the video for “Girls, Girls, Girls” and judged it less than acceptable for the consumption of our readership. In fact, I may have reviewed it a few times, in case I did not pick up any subtle artistic nuance in the first viewings.

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